zeldathemes
Dwarves || Swords || Science
Somewhat obsessed with video games, anything with a blade attached, cooking, and making things go boom.

CURRENTLY SCREWING AROUND WITH MY THEME.
DONT PANIC


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vaigh:

cataradical:

i will return for the child within one month

this is your warning

LMAO.

demonhunting:

Me flirting: You wanna watch lord of the rings:*seductive voice*extended edition

thefrogman:

[reddit]

thefrogman:

[reddit]

likeanahmed:

higgzorz:

the emotion you get when you dont have a romantic partner

image

:(

glumshoe:

This was my chemistry professor.

glumshoe:

This was my chemistry professor.

brylow:

how the bi-bros get fit quick

brylow:

how the bi-bros get fit quick

artist-chan:

optimussentinel:

ur-supposed-to-say-jerk:

thepizzakitty:

i hate pants that make it look like i have a boner when i sit but then i remember im a girl but i still worry that somebody will think i have a boner

SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS

Do… Girls really worry about this?

yes

The best times to kiss a girl

abraesive:

When she’s babbling on about something. When you’re arguing. When you see her. When you’re with her. When you’re with your friends. When she cries. When shes happy. When she does something you love. After you ask her out. After she says she loves you. After you just kissed her. Before you leave. My point is, whenever you get the chance to kiss her, kiss her. It makes her feel loved. 

if you kiss me when we’re arguing i will punch you straight in the fucking jaw

furukimono:

this website is so gullible when it comes to sj….

fake blog: stepping on grass is racist uwu
y’all: i fucking hate sjws……